??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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