Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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