So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
should my penis look like a turkey
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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