I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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