Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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