ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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