i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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