My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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