I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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