If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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