question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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