I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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I need you to use more vowels.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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