finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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