Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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