I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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