Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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