Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Everything about him screamed your future.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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