My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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