No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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