New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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