I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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