i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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