I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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