i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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