my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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