dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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