I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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