I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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