Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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