Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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