no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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