her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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