Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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