you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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