how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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