I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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