I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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