I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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