of course. lets lasso hookers.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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