Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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