did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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