I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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