its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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