At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
