i just google imaged poop.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
