no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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