he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
