walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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