i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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