Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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