Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
